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I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept [imageright]http://i56.tinypic.com/34o93md.png[/imageright]the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. How much did you make me? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

[sarcastically] Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Say it in Russian! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

[imageleft]http://i56.tinypic.com/34o93md.png[/imageleft]Why not indeed! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Yeah, lots of people did. A true inspiration for the children. You lived before you met me?! Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

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I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept [captionright caption=”this is a caption” ]http://i56.tinypic.com/34o93md.png[/captionright] the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. How much did you make me? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

[sarcastically] Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Say it in Russian! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

[captionleft caption=”this is a caption” ]http://i56.tinypic.com/34o93md.png[/captionleft]Why not indeed! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Yeah, lots of people did. A true inspiration for the children. You lived before you met me?! Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

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I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept [captionrightlink caption=”this is a caption” href=”#” ]http://i56.tinypic.com/34o93md.png[/captionrightlink]the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. How much did you make me? Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

[sarcastically] Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Say it in Russian! I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.

[captionleftlink caption=”this is a caption” href=”#” ]http://i56.tinypic.com/34o93md.png[/captionleftlink]Why not indeed! I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! For example, if you killed your grandfather, you’d cease to exist!

Yeah, lots of people did. A true inspiration for the children. You lived before you met me?! Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault!

 

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